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January 2, 2005 by RonaldMcDonald
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the par...
January 2, 2005 by RonaldMcDonald
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the par...
September 22, 2004 by RonaldMcDonald
'Patience, Hell, Let's Sue Somebody' By Dan Gainor CNSNews.com Commentary September 22, 2004 The food police are looking to take a healthy bite out of corporate America. What is their beef? They think the food industry is making all of us fat. Are they recommending we eat less or hit the gym? Not really. Their solution is lawsuits, of course. At least they are public about it. But not too public thanks to the media that gives little attention to this cottage industry. This past week...
September 22, 2004 by RonaldMcDonald
'Patience, Hell, Let's Sue Somebody' By Dan Gainor CNSNews.com Commentary September 22, 2004 The food police are looking to take a healthy bite out of corporate America. What is their beef? They think the food industry is making all of us fat. Are they recommending we eat less or hit the gym? Not really. Their solution is lawsuits, of course. At least they are public about it. But not too public thanks to the media that gives little attention to this cottage industry. This past week...
September 20, 2004 by RonaldMcDonald
Am I eating right? Zeus 1 Sep 20, 03:14 PM [ Reply ] I'm female, 5'7, 345 pounds, 6 big macs a day, 2 supersized, 4 large meals. And for breakfast, 2 big breakfast meals. Ohhh yes, that delicious real egg that's cooked to prefection, those slow-cooked homemade pancakes, and lose delicious yummy yummy yummy greasy fatty hash browns. Also for breakfast I order 3 extra hash browns per meal and for lunch 2 supersized fries. Also 2 cokes per meal (supersized). And for dessert I prefer 3 large ...
September 20, 2004 by RonaldMcDonald
Am I eating right? Zeus 1 Sep 20, 03:14 PM [ Reply ] I'm female, 5'7, 345 pounds, 6 big macs a day, 2 supersized, 4 large meals. And for breakfast, 2 big breakfast meals. Ohhh yes, that delicious real egg that's cooked to prefection, those slow-cooked homemade pancakes, and lose delicious yummy yummy yummy greasy fatty hash browns. Also for breakfast I order 3 extra hash browns per meal and for lunch 2 supersized fries. Also 2 cokes per meal (supersized). And for dessert I prefer 3 large ...
September 20, 2004 by RonaldMcDonald
The new mcdonalds commerical Zeus 1 Sep 19, 12:00 PM [ Reply ] Has anyone seen it? It shows a mother that can't get her kids to leave the playground, so she airs out an old mcdonalds bag and the kiddies come running to the car. Amazing how low mcdonalds is willing to go to hook the kids on their fattining crappy food. And another thing, why do they always show cool skinny people that are like really active eating their food, but never fatsos sitting on a couch watching tv saying "I'm ...
September 20, 2004 by RonaldMcDonald
The new mcdonalds commerical Zeus 1 Sep 19, 12:00 PM [ Reply ] Has anyone seen it? It shows a mother that can't get her kids to leave the playground, so she airs out an old mcdonalds bag and the kiddies come running to the car. Amazing how low mcdonalds is willing to go to hook the kids on their fattining crappy food. And another thing, why do they always show cool skinny people that are like really active eating their food, but never fatsos sitting on a couch watching tv saying "I'm ...
September 15, 2004 by RonaldMcDonald
from the SupersizeMe Board... Ronald says Order your SSM DVD JoeMaggard Sep 15, 01:19 PM [ Reply ] Hey gang it seems there will be quite a run on the DVD's coming out on 9/28, so lets get ours ordered now. Hey and good luck to all our friends down the Gulf Coast Way, your in our thoughts and prayers neighbors. I know this Ronald is looking forward to the SuperSizeMe tour in the fall, Morgan on tour! Should be big. As always, think healthy and make wise eating choices, Peace and Love, Joe p...
September 15, 2004 by RonaldMcDonald
from the SupersizeMe Board... Ronald says Order your SSM DVD JoeMaggard Sep 15, 01:19 PM [ Reply ] Hey gang it seems there will be quite a run on the DVD's coming out on 9/28, so lets get ours ordered now. Hey and good luck to all our friends down the Gulf Coast Way, your in our thoughts and prayers neighbors. I know this Ronald is looking forward to the SuperSizeMe tour in the fall, Morgan on tour! Should be big. As always, think healthy and make wise eating choices, Peace and Love, Joe p...